what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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