I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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