I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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