I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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