The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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