They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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