I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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