id be glad to
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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