is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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