I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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