I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
