Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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