So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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