this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went