I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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