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• (713): View more from Texas

  Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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• (904): View more from Florida

  bring the vodka.

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  i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

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  we are.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.

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  tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder

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