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There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks

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(586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks http://tfl.nu/aadi

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(203): View more from Connecticut

these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(203): these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw? http://tfl.nu/m5nm

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(727): View more from Florida

It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.

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(727): It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics. http://tfl.nu/z8vb

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??

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(732): Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen?? http://tfl.nu/vnhk

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(425): View more from Washington

Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.

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(425): Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy. http://tfl.nu/3fjx

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(541): View more from Oregon

It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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(541): It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home. http://tfl.nu/scuu

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.

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(972): I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper. http://tfl.nu/qsqq

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(859): View more from Kentucky

will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

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(859): will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour http://tfl.nu/165f

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(914): View more from New York

Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

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(914): Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why. http://tfl.nu/2wlq

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?

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(615): I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it? http://tfl.nu/iois

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(727): View more from Florida

This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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(727): This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus http://tfl.nu/9e56

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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.

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(402): Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night. http://tfl.nu/4fcf

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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(603): I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest http://tfl.nu/t4mw

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(216): View more from Ohio

I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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(216): I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear! http://tfl.nu/zz62

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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic

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(508): He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic http://tfl.nu/r3d6

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