The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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