Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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