dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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