he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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