he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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