Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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