Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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