it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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