I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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