who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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