no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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