Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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