would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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