you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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