would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think I sprained my soul last night
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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