4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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