we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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