Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We need to get me chipped asap
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
