their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Still dying that you shit outside
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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