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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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