My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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