jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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