i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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