; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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