jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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