So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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