He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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