So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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