her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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