Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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