the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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