Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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