So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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