so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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