So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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