Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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