lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
