Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
as a side note pls kill me
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