i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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